I have a friend from India that has been living in the US for several years now, but has never seen any of the Star Wars films before.  I finally convinced him to come over and watch them at my apartment, at a rate of about one a week.  While watching Return of the Jedi last night, he asked me a question too funny to keep to myself.

In the scene where Luke and Darth Vader enter the Emperor's throne room on the second Death Star, my friend turns to me and asks, "How is Luke going to fight the emperor without his wand?".  The "wand" he was referring to was Luke's lightsaber that was confiscated from him when he turned himself in.  I started laughing of course, and then said the first thing that came to mind: "Hey, this isn't Harry Potter you know!".

Hope you get a good laugh out of this like I did.